05 January 2010

Brothers and Sisters of Kerala

Firstly, Apologies to Swami Vivekananda for the title.

Now, my dear brothers and sisters of Kerala, we all know that the name of your state is inspired from coconut. Further, we also know your affinity for all products that are based on coconut. Fair enough. Oh yeah, sometimes, the food preparation based on coconuts rocks big time too, not to mention toddy. And yes, your state is the only place I think of whenever I think vacation.

But, what is rather unsettling is that horrible stench that emanates from each and everyone of you. You see all you folks have the habit of washing your hair everyday morning and coating it liberally with coconut oil. Over time, your hair gives out a rather horrible stench that sometimes gives the coovum, the holy garbage collector river of Madras, a horrible complex.

Please remember that there is something in this world called Shampoo, or if you are so very fond of natural products, shikakai herbs. Please use them once in a while to wash your hair.

For the love of Mary, please do something about it.


PS: I was struggling hard to contain my puke as I am typing out this post. Such is that horrible stench.

Posted by Shyam Krishnaswamy at 2:59 PM


  1. Anonymous Anonymous posted at Wednesday, January 6, 2010 at 10:23:00 AM GMT+5:30  
    he he he ... u need to experience the coolness coconut oil gives to the hair ;-)

Post a Comment

« Home